It was only this morning when I truly realized that I've been out of school for a little more than a month.
It was only five minutes ago when I realized that I shouldn't waste this precious free time feeling sorry for myself and posting faux!profound emotive ramblings on a page identical to the 97.54% of blogs on the internet I mock healthily on daily visits to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Shameless hypocrisy is why I'm deciding to turn the voice of this blog around to finding some kind of humor in life everyday, along with some various lulzy updates courtesy of my numerous, numerous webspaces.
Life is much too short to only highlight the bad sides of things.
Therefore, I intend to go crazy with my bright yellow marker.