CRUISE CONTROL

Today in real life marked the first day I have ever stayed home from school due to an illness. No, it isn't the swine flu, and no, I don't regret deciding not to get vaccinated; it's just a silly little head cold that made me want to fall over anytime I stood up straight. I really hope I didn't miss anything terribly important in class today. Now watch as I go to all five classes on Friday and no longer know what the hell's going on anymore. FML. On violin, with minimal squeakiness, I can play Lightly Row, Go Tell Aunt Rhody, Song of the Wind and six variations of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. HOLY MOTHER OF SPANKING MEXICAN BEANS YOU BET YOUR SORRY BEHIND I SAID SIX BECAUSE ONLY NAZIS, FURRIES, AND PEDOPHILES CAN LIVE THEIR LIVES KNOWING LESS THAN FIVE.

Today on the internets I LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH and no I'm not bitter for not being cast as the princess even though I was much better than who they selected why would you suggest such a thing? I also vow to draw all future academianspiration from this fandomsecret, which I made myself, so I guess by confessing that it isn't much of a secret anymore but who cares DEATH NOTE IS AWESOME.

Today in fiction Mizuki gets his ass kicked. That's...that's pretty much all that happened in fiction today. CAPS LOCK