I'M TYPING

Today in real life I ate spare ribs and that's all that really matters have no shame in admitting they are the main reason why I am out of shape. I also went to school today, and upon being assigned another five-minute class project I discovered there was in fact no animosity--my deskmates are in reality extraordinarily uncomfortable with public speaking. I rather enjoy it, on the other hand. The rush of adrenaline I feel when everyone suddenly looks to me for a speech or an explanation is totally unmatched. Yes, you heard that right. I like being nervous.

Today on the internets I highly recommend that everyone who is in possession of a YouTube account go subscribe to 5secondfilms. They've got so many skits up right now, I find myself clicking stuff in the related videos section until I've forgotten I'm not on TVTropes. Anyway, here's the video 5sf released last year for Cinco de Mayo. Just when I thought they couldn't possibly top it, here's the one they released this year. There are no words.

Today in fiction I've started working on another fanfic prompt even though I'm up to my ears in writing projects but hell I just like burying myself in 'em I guess. What would that be called, anyway? Taphophilia?