I didn't go to school today because I didn't get enough sleep during the night
I didn't get enough sleep during the night because I was up too late
I was up too late because instead of studying I wrote porn
I regret nothing
It should also be worth mentioning that on the way to work this afternoon, I nearly tripped on a baseball left abandoned in the middle of the field. Needless to say the first thing I thought was that it was a good luck charm. So I put in in my backpack.
Shut up no one saw