Sit alone in my room with a champagne bottle of non-alcoholic sparkling white grape juice.

Finish application for student loans.

Be ignored in the mini-New Year's Party some dotcomrades were having over tinychat, laugh along with jokes I'm not in on.

Leave.

Sing along with a Coldplay live album instead.

Cry.

The bottle says non-alcoholic but I've downed half of it and I feel funny anyway.

Happy 2011.